Incorrect Thuggory Quotes

Hiccup: Yeah, Thuggory?

Thuggory: What do you think of letting me hand-pick those who fought alongside us in the War into the Companions of the Dragonmark?

Hiccup: Sure, go ahead. I assume you'll be picking those who fought alongside you in Prison Darkheart?

Thuggory: Yes. In fact, all of the Young Warriors who fought with me had joined me onto your side.

Hiccup: Good. Make sure you only pick loyal and experienced Warriors who have good relationships with their dragons. Of course, if they don't have Dragon Companions, don't overlook them. Just create a new unit within the Companions who'll be part of my naval retinue.

Thuggory: Understood, Hiccup.

Hiccup: Oh, and don't exclude those who fought under Alvin the Treacherous. Many of them fought out of desperation rather than true loyalty. However, pick only those who are honorable and experienced, regardless of their previous allegiances and the Tribe they're from.

Thuggory: But obviously exclude the Uglithugs, Outcasts, Murderous, Hysterics, and Berserks, right?

Hiccup: Correct. It would be problematic if any of them entered our service. I don't want to lose my life, after all.

Meathead Warrior: Sir, the Murderous Tribe is attacking the Library!

Thuggory, rises up, enraged: WHAAAAAAT?! HOW DARE THEY!!!

Meathead Warrior: What should we do, Sir?

Hiccup: Are you still pouting about that?

Thuggory: WHADDAYAMEAN?! That's a BIG DEAL! You guys got to have ALL the fun at that Inter-Tribal Swimming Competition on Murderous Island WITHOUT ME!!!

Hiccup: That wasn't our fault! Madguts was the one who didn't invite you there! We EXPECTED you to be there!

Thuggory: Harrumph! He attacks US MEATHEADS on a surprise raid a couple of months ago, and THEN, just because we BEAT HIM, he throws a FIT and DOESN"T INVITE US!!!

Hiccup: N-Now, now, Thuggory! Let's not-

Thuggory: This means WAAAR!!!

Hiccup: Why don't we just do OUR OWN Swimming Competition, and DON'T INVITE the Murderous Tribe?

Thuggory, blinks: That's... actually a GREAT IDEA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! That's PERFECT revenge!

Mogadon: *Mutters* Oh, Sweet Baby Thor in a Thunderstorm... not again.

Thuggory: Just tell me what mortal needs a sluggin', Father! Just say the word, and I'm there!

Mogadon: Thuggory

Thuggory: If anyone has insulted the great honor of our clan, or our family, then I'll tear out their...

Mogadon: THUGGORYYYYY!!!

Thuggory: *Winces* Yes, Father?

Mogadon: I want you to go to Ketil the Kipper's hall and... encourage him to cough up the money he owes me from that bet that we made last week. He lost and yet hasn't given me the money yet. Tell him I'm fine with something of equal value, even if it's not money.

Thuggory: But... I wanted to do some thuggin', muggin', or even some luggin'. But... going on errands??? That is NOT Viking-like, at all!

Mogadon: But honor is everything, and, thus, is VERY Viking-like. Now, off to it.

Thuggory: Yes, Father. *Very disappointed*.

Mogadon: *Looks thoughtful with a conspiratory smirk* Since Ketil has sullied his honor by delaying paying his due as the loser, then perhaps, since my honor has been wounded, you would do the honors?

Hiccup: Right.

Thuggory: And we're celebrating the first day of us once again becoming the Kingdom of the Wilderwest, right?

Hiccup: Right?

Thuggory: So shouldn't we have some fireworks?

Hiccup: Where would we get those?

Thuggory: Well, since we're in the DARK AGES, the only place would be China to the East of us.

Hiccup: Let's just ask the Dragons to shoot their flames for this year.

Hiccup: Did everybody see that? Because I will not be doing that again! 😓

Thuggory: On the contrary, I want to have a turn! 🤩 Why do YOU always get to do the daring stuff, Hiccup? It's not fair! 😤

Hiccup: Ugh, must we? I was in dire peril! 😫

Thuggory, raises eyebrow: But isn't that everyday Viking life? 🤔

Hiccup: No, no. I’m going to save you

Thuggory: What other duty would you have me do, Father?