Lute: Okay, Truth or Dare? Cheval: Truth Lute: How many hours have you slept this week? Cheval: Cheval: ...Dare Lute: Go to bed! Cheval: I don't like this game.
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Lute: Okay, Truth or Dare? Cheval: Truth Lute: How many hours have you slept this week? Cheval: Cheval: ...Dare Lute: Go to bed! Cheval: I don't like this game.

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Lute: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Lilia: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Lute: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
Michael: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Lute: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Michael: No! Four to five seconds! Lute, hugging him: Too late!!!
Cheval: The white dragon of legend obeys me now, Lute. Lute: Lute: You're stupid!
"When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response."
Mille probably

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Navirou: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Lute: You would eat yourself? Navirou: I wouldn't even question it...
Mille, adressing everyone: And if you have any suggestions, put them in the suggestion box! Hyoro: But... that's just a trashcan- Mille: It sure is!
Cheval: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Michael: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Michael: I invited you to this tower to play the worlds deadliest game! Lute, nodding sagely: Knife Monopoly. Michael: ... I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I am curious what Knife Monopoly is-
Hyoro: I hate you. Michael: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, this HAS to be untrue!

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"Such Devastation! This was not my intention..."
Anvis after the rite went wrong
Mille: We call that a traumatic experience! Mille looking to Navirou: Not a "bruh moment"! Mille looking to Cheval: Not a "Major L"! Mille looking to Lute: Not a "Sadge"! Mille looking to Michael: And definetly not an "OOf, LMAO"!
Alright, here's my submission!
Navirou: Tsukino, Tsukino, Tsukino, look, okay, I get it. You had a really bad day. You're stressed out, seven people died—
Tsukino:Â Twelve people.
Navirou:Â Not the point. Look, they're dead now. And really, whose fault is that?
Tsukino:Â Yours.
Navirou: That's right — no one's. So why don't you lie down, relax, and watch the stars with me?
Tsukino:Â It's two in the afternoon. There are no stars.
Navirou:Â Only if you're looking with your eyes.
Tsukino:Â What the hell does that mean?
Navirou:Â Only one way to find out...
Tsukino:Â ...You'd better come down soon so I can kick your teeth in.
(Source: Sword Art Online Abridged)
For some reason tumblr turned off submissions on this blog so im posting this one like this.
Are you still taking submissions?
Yes! I do still take submissions!
Dan: This year it's been ten years, since I lost my partner Silva to the ocean...
Silva, in the distance on his ship: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!
Dan: Sometimes... I can still hear his voice...

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Zinrai: *chewing on Genie's boot*
Hyoro: What are you eating?
Zinrai: *looks at Hyoro*
Zinrai: *chews faster*
Hyoro: WHAT ARE YOU EATING?!
Cheval: Avenge my death...
Lute: You're not dying, Cheval...
Cheval: AVENGE ME!