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XD the fact that some people are getting upset because of this poll is so ludicrous. Sexy is not synonymous with "good" or whatever, so I'm going to vote just to spite people.

piss is really underrated in pet play

pissing to mark territory. pissing on things (or people) to establish ownership. pissing on the floor when they have separation anxiety. pissing when they get too excited. pissing to show submission.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

wanna jerk a pretty boy off but just for my own entertainment n amusement. wanna see his pretty cock jump n twitch in my hands when i stroke him or push my fingers into him to see how he’s immediately tensing and grinding down and how easily he’s getting wet for me or grope him just to see him jump and flush and whimper.

Ah, dreamt of seducing my brother. Its only fair right? He got to fuck me so I should get to fuck him.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

up yours woke moralists. we'll see who cancels who (disembowels myself)

we do penetration metaphors here sir

i may love super masculine muscular intimidating subby boys but don’t let that fool you. i also love super feminine adorable pretty subby boys.

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

I know i’m gonna piss some people off but I need to speak my truth.. timothee chalamet is a loser

ngl i thought this was going to be a watersports post