I promise to build you a machine

AMC really struck gold with the unreliable narrator idea because now people will insist that any flaw in the storytelling is actually a genius premeditated reflection of a fallible narrator, any pacing issues are actually a genius premeditated reflection of a characters psyche, and any lack of character development is actually a genius premeditated reflection on a characters refusal to face their own trauma, and having cheap looking production is actually a genius premeditated reflection of a characters memories, and any unwarranted deviation from the source material is actually a genius premeditated lie that will be proven false at some unspecified point, and any poor handling of sensitive subjects is actually a genius premeditated commentary on the characters own failings, etc, etc.

You chose to not eat Knockout lol

it's really really funny to me that like "people under 18 might consume porn and that's generally fine actually" is some shocking take. like were you not also young once. is it not normal to develop sexually around the age of 12. is it not normal to experience sexual thoughts as a teen. like it's fucking absurd that we're suggesting mass surveillance of children to ensure they will never see a boob ever outside of a classroom instead of just teaching children how to interact with adult content safely. you're just arguing for abstinence again, plugging your ears going "lalala" when someone tells you that kids should learn about sex or they will have sex in worse more dangerous ways

you are a pedophile

girls is it pedophilia to give sex ed to 12 year olds cause it acknowledges that people under 18 will have sexual experiences

to be clear i think 12 is way too late to be learning sex ed. children should be taught the basics of consent as soon as they're able to talk

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

All of them

It's also very stupid to pretend it's something that doesn't happen. Either you're all hypocrites deluding yourselves, or you were actually asexual and also living in a bubble. When I was 14-17 I didn’t ever experienced sexual attraction to anyone nor was I interested in anything regarding couples or anything related, but I Daily knew about couples making out in The Place, getting close to sex in the house of their friends when they were there for a "project", etc. Some of those were youths of the same age, but many others had boyfriends/girlfriends older than they were. TEENAGE IS THE BIOLOGICAL AGE OF SEXUAL EXPLOSION whether you like it and want to remember or not. It's natural and they're capable of understand/manage that if adults stop convincing them that they are idiots.