jusqu’ici tout va bien

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

you left comms on again

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

but i don't LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

Well, feed me a correctberry if I'm wrong, but,

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

Time loops strike again 😔

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind