More Enthusiastic Than Profound

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

i love it, sniff animal

sniff animal saturday

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

[Image caption: "I don't think I want new year this time around, I want a gently used year like a 2015 or maybe a 1998 if it's in good shape idk." End of caption]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

oh so like "eh" in canadian

*un-Babels your Tower*

reblogging this again because it remains true.

i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

Ooh, invisible bird glitch. That's a rare one, also known to happen to owls.