coral island is fun bc u can do the mermaid kingdom quests while married. like imagine your spouse going “why havent you been home the last few days??” and you going “oh yea mermaids are real. i stay in their kingdom sometimes. yea they turn me into a mermaid when i go underwater. yea they gave me a farm and house and need me to grow food”

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

[Gif ID: This exact scene happening in an episode of Leverage, where hitter Eliot Spencer takes off his jacked mid-fight with a buff lady in a strap-sleeved shirt to also reveal he is in a tank top. End ID]

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

Listen to me. Listen. I need you to dig up your old LJ fan fiction and move it to ao3 or Squidge. I need you to do this. I know, I know! It’s old fic! But please, for the love of those who will come after you, do it. Nobody can get into those communities. The doors are locked and the mods are gone. You must bring the treasures out for the next generation 🙏

The worst person in your life has figured out the harms of genAI, meanwhile one of the most lovely and benign people you know can’t figure out why you’re so bothered by a bit of fun on Facebook. It is surreal and you’re not alone in feeling really confused and upside down about how this is panning out.