coral island is fun bc u can do the mermaid kingdom quests while married. like imagine your spouse going “why havent you been home the last few days??” and you going “oh yea mermaids are real. i stay in their kingdom sometimes. yea they turn me into a mermaid when i go underwater. yea they gave me a farm and house and need me to grow food”

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

[Gif ID: This exact scene happening in an episode of Leverage, where hitter Eliot Spencer takes off his jacked mid-fight with a buff lady in a strap-sleeved shirt to also reveal he is in a tank top. End ID]