"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

please pet me and my son. we are emotionally troubled.

look into your reusable shopping bag and you may find 47 receipts

Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!

(nothing between me and god except a thin panel of aquarium glass) ahem *bonk* hey *bonk* excuse me *loud thunk* i have questions about the nature of things

no school ever prepared me for what would turn out to be my principal preoccupation as an adult: making sure i cook and eat all the food i bought before it goes bad

"job hunting" is such a misleading term. i think if you were actually allowed to release prospective employers into a dark forest and chase after them with spears and hounds and horns and crossbows and guns and shoot them and kill them and hurt them, looking for employment would be a good deal more tolerable

i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder

I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

It’s that time of the year again

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This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower