Rachael

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself

who the fuck is donkey hotay

ok call me a sweatpilled muskmaxxing pitslut if you must, but surely i can't be the only one who's noticed a concerted effort over the last year or two by hygiene product advertisers to introduce, push, and normalize the lunatic idea that we all need not only to be wearing deodorant under our arms (already dubious) but that now there's "full body deodorant" that you can & should liberally apply to potentially every inch of yourself, lest you not reek at all times from head to toe of Product

the sweatpilled muskmaxxing pitslut has a point

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.