new boot goofin

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

When you win the pie eating contest :)

guy eating contest

being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion

that emotion is called Being A Frog

ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless

????

This is what they’re teaching children?

“Just because someone kills your people for existing, doesn’t mean you have a right to kill them in response” be serious.

not the celebration of the one liners as the peak of the experience of this like how empty does sth need to be