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do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend
painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.
op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision
im obsessed
oh, of course. because he died for our sins.
this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
Additional update to this
One time my optometrist told me I had "great vision, but poor focus" and I laughed for like ten minutes and he was all "yeah, I could have said that differently."

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mantra for when i'm pissed at an airport: at least it's not logan
mantra for when i'm pissed on the train: at least it's not the boston red line
mantra for when i'm pissed on the bus: at least it's not the boston silver line
mantra for when i get yelled at on the street: at least it's not boston drunk men
Mantra for when I’m on the red line: Hey at least I’m not on. the green line
Mantra for when I’m on the green line: Hey at least I’m not on the mattapan trolley
Mantra for when I’m on the mattapan trolley: God you’re so sexy baby. all your haters are miserable bitches. You go as slow as you like
yeah sorry would you mind clearing the whole terminal for us my plane's reactive he will lunge across the taxiway if he sees another jet
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i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights
hamlet is so funny all the time. horatio being like ghosts aren’t real. i know this. i know ghosts aren’t real. i am a real mature student who goes to school and studies real mature things so i know ghosts aren’t real. i know this because i go to school. gets to denmark and the guards are like oh you go to school??? thank God we need someone who learned how to talk to ghosts

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i will never accept hamlet being 30 something not because i am on the “30 years old = old man” website but simply because the first time i read hamlet i was 17 and just felt in my heart that is how old he had to be, too, purely based on vibes. idc how old he is no one will ever be more 17 years old than hamlet
See, Oregon doesn't really go in for things like Wagyu steak, especially outside of Portland. Not out of a lack knowledge/respect for international cuisines or ingredient quality (we LOVE a good fusion food, too), but because we're obsessed state wide with our own ingredients being the best. We'd be into raising the Wagyu breed and pampering them just as much, but Oregon food is about what bounty we grow.
For example, near Purpee, Oregon—and about the same size—is Central Point. Which is mostly a sleepy town, except for the relatively small Rogue Creamery founded in 1933 that just happens to make some of the finest blue cheese in the world, winning the World Cheese Award for blue cheese in 2003, 2012, 2014, and the overall best cheese in 2019.
Oregon's food culture is partially driven by a constant knowledge that we're very overdo for the Canadian Megathrust Earthquake, and we just have to assume every pass and port is going to be destroyed and cut us off from the outside world, leaving us to fend for ourselves for an indeterminate amount of time. And we'll be damned if we're going to eat poorly during a societal collapse. Thus we'd rather not depend on imports, where possible. I realize that sounds like hyperbole based on a few people, but it's not. PIG (2021) is completely accurate to Oregon food culture.
Hudson photographed before attending Met Gala after parties (via neoncomplex)
True Statement: "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
Truer Statement: "When you mixed too much two-part epoxy that's rapidly setting and you have 300 blank pin backs burning a hole in your craft drawer, everything in your house looks like it might make a cool pin."
What I Set Out to Make:
What I Made Once I Had Elected Myself Mayor of Glue York City:
ANOK YAI for The Met Gala (2021-2026)

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realized i have started texting like mr darcy
Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.