ritz cracker

john lennon: he's dead but was married to yoko ono when he was alive. also he had round glasses. he wrote that one song "woman is the [n word] of the world" with this string of lyrics: "woman is the [n word] of the world... yes she is.. think about it" and I haven't listened to all of it but he doesnt elaborate at all he just says "think about it" and like I guess I get what point he was trying to make but he worded it so fucking poorly. what do u mean "think about it"

paul mccartney: he's alive and he has a middle part

george harrison: he's dead

ringo star: he was in a few commercials for that one brand of apple juice because his name sounds like the japanese word for apple. he plays the drums. he is still alive. ringo star isnt his real name but I forgot his real name. he wrote that one song about the octopus I think its called under the sea or something. also he beat his wife

based off this drawing i made last year!

the initial thought was "what if peoples eyes closed like birds did" and it was followed to its (unnatural) conclusion then it was "why are they in this particular state?" and i decided they were experimented on and then sold off to a freak show. i use the pronoun "they" as their identity and sex is currently unknown to the public. "he" is used in the photo because, well, of course theyll assume the freak is a man. every dog is a "good boy," every object a "sir". man is the default gender, so this freak with no real defining features MUST be one!