My life in a nutshell.

People not recognizing Tony Hawk is hilarious.

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

Can y'all use the new message system.

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here