Titanic Agreement

If i were thanos when i snap my fingers id give everyoen a funny hat

i love seeing people on my dash get really into a kids’ show and then get really mad and upset when it’s a kids’ show. they’ll be like ‘the characters are so one dimensional and the plots are so repetitive’ and it’s like, on one hand i understand because kids’ shows can be good and it’s always frustrating to see a show you like disappoint you. on the other hand you are watching paw patrol

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

Finally somebody else saw it too

not sure why people find this weird, both are made for the human sitting in them to be able to do so relatively comfortably for long hours. It just happens to be that ergonomics don't really change *that* much over the course of growing up.

Sorry its actually because gamers are little babies :/

Wrong that's bc we're all born as gamers but most are changed by society 😔😔😔

Someone should redraw this in the classic TT style!

I think someone whispered my name… without actually whispering my name.

This is the best post now

I hate Caitlyn.

I wish she’d jump in a lake

I love every trans person I know or seen go. "Yes she is trans, but we don't like her."

Someone post friday again garfy baby