Slime

What’s goin on with the fuckin Balkan Anti-Bidet Pact over there

Italo-portuguese Ass Washing Axis

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

You best start believing in a post-copyright world, fella. You already live in one.

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

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ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

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as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock