trans, fatty, acidic

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

knuckle tats say FOUC AULT

knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST

hate when you mishear a lyric and look it up and yours is better

i feel like we don't appreciate bubbeline enough these days a kids show really had an adventuring hero boy and the princess he adored and instead of ending with them Monogamously Heterosexual Together she turned out to actually be messy exes with the hero boy's cool older goth frenemy and also a terrifying paranoid immortal god-queen of mad science and also she got back together with the goth chick.

i think a story explicitly about the tragedy of a transfeminine person forcing herself to live life as a man and as a tool of patriarchal violence would be wonderfully gut wrenching and tragic but i don't trust TME people in general to be at all chill with it so instead i'll settle for Anakin Skywalker headcanons

I kinda like the idea of jax becoming a cautionary tale of what happens when you let dysphoria and self hatred eat you alive. I've met so many of him IRL in my own circles. I think people need to hear it. I need more characters who eat themselves alive and actually have to suffer the consequences of not choosing to be better. It's pretty refreshing to see a different and nuanced take on dysphoria and how it doesn't always manifest the way you would expect.

Please stay

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.