trans, fatty, acidic

Girl who kidnaps and Forcefems you but as it goes on it becomes increasingly obvious she doesn't know anything about fashion or makeup

the doctor said i have to be pet 3 times a day

Somehow it never occurred to me that gar start out as babies. I have never considered what a baby gar would look like. The world is so full of beauty and wonder

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

skillet issue

you walk into the apartment and there are rose petals leading you to your bed, past your bed, out the window, back around to the front door again, you’ve been following the path for several hours now. is this romantic? you’re hungry and scared

See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.

my favorite thing about being plural is the many times I will type something but it's completely coherent and well articulated in a sense that, I WOULD NOT SAY THAT!!! I noticed this shift everytime I try to type something important 😭

my bitchass alter that corrects my grammer and actually reads

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

not just any MP, but an undersecretary for migration and citizenship. this guy is one of the MPs that has a direct hand on the genuinely horrific treatment of migrants and refugees in the UK, including shipping them off to the UK's former colony after unilaterally declaring the colony to be safe, as well as stripping the migrant and refugees of their heirlooms in the name of "paying for their migration in the UK with their own assets." Starmer's cabinet is filled with people whose bloodsoaked hands will never wash out like these.

Invasive plants need to be understood as part of a much larger cycle of incredible violence against the land.

For context: erosion on that scale occurred as a result of our clear-cutting entire states. The land east of the Mississippi used to be covered in old-growth forest to an extent that we literally can’t imagine anymore, because most of us have never seen a forest over 100 years old. It turns out if you remove all vegetation from a landscape, you end up with a bunch of loose soil ready to move downstream. A fast-growing plant that covers everything in dense vegetation sounds like salvation when you’re surrounded by 40-foot deep gullies that get wider with every rainstorm.