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dad daughter relationship dynamic where you make me hold the flashlight for you and hand you the wrong wrench

the disgusting can really be so beautiful if you're enlightened enough

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

oh shit oh shit we're gonna see Peacefield on a big screen. ghesties. ghesties have any of you thought about this. Peacefield. But. Big. On movie screen. ghesties! are you hearing me?????????

HIS HAT IS GONNA BE SO BIG.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

Apple has announced a new emoji of a little gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a big gay guy and an emoji of a big gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a little gay guy

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website