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waifu4waifu

light yagami was clearly so miserable, chasing grades and suppressing himself, trying to fit in and emulate normal teenage behavior, popular based on his looks and abilities but unknown to everyone and generally detached, a child prodigy experiencing massive burnout not because everything was too hard but because it's ultimately pointless. sure he can become a cop/detective but the crime will never stop and people continue to suffer and who knows if thats even what his goal was or if he was just fulfilling what everyone expected of him. and then this kid who always had to be perfect because everyones counting on it, he needs to be #1 again and again and be a straight a student, be the top of his class, of everyone in the country.

like if death note werent a tragedy it would be a romcom where he finally meets someone smarter than he is and he's a guy who is the other side of the same coin, visibly unkempt, openly morally grey at best, doesnt try to mask his obvious neurodivergence, and light would hate him. hate him sooo much because he did all this work to be the ideal son, student, man, and heres the #1–#3 detective living authentically, detached from the society light hates, praised for his intellect, always coming out on top no matter what. and hes jealous. he hates his stupid bare feet and eyes that either dont meet his or stare too long that completely read him and have figured out exactly what he is and who he is despite his attempts to shove it all down.

all-hail-trash-prince

Enjoy this meme I frantically drew before my break at work ended

itsgonnabeoak

is this anything

autisticlittleguy

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

autisticlittleguy

This isnt better from Grace's perspective btw. Eridians never developed computers, so all their ship systems are steered using basically the manual labor of 24 Eridians. Also theres no radiation shielding on their ship. Actually im pretty sure half the reason why Rocky is always busy fixing shit is because the radiation keeps frying all the onboard electronics, so hes always building and fixing and replacing components

Like imagine being a modern day sailor navigating the Pacific with GPS and strong hulls to protect against the raging ocean. And from portside you see like an honest to god viking ship. Except its made of some high tech carbon fiber material. But like, its still very definitely a viking ship. You can clearly see there's 24 oars along the hull where sailors are supposed to use to manually row their ship. Also the ship is leaking and theres like one little dude on board whos skittering around patching the holes constantly. Also this little dude is blind and doesnt know about water. Thats how insane Eridians look being an interstellar species without computers or radiation shielding.

Both of them thinks the other one is the completely ridiculous and absurd one and theyre both totally amazed at how far the other has come in spite of it

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greelin

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

cornmandog

Like a child just wandering in a garden… yanking leaves…

sp1resong

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

unyieldingsilence

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sp1resong

shymoob

Saw this mod and had to draw it

amazoogle

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

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crimson-rots

saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

crimson-rots

you guys realise that the point of media isnt just to find 2 white men and make them fit into your boxes. right? "suburban husbands" is not the end goal for every relationship. sometimes two guys just have to have freak shit going on.

crimson-rots

listen to me. ok? i take your hand very gently. not every person is going to love each other in the way you've been taught. sometimes people just want to fuck around with each other. sometimes they're special to each other without definitions involved. sometimes soulmates are never going to get married. even when they love each other. yes, even when they love each other romantically. sometimes theres freak shit going on and that freak shit won't end with "boyfriends". ok?

crimson-rots

the world can be so beautiful. sometimes they just get married for tax benefits and then never address it again. the characters' self-reflection doesnt HAVE to fix their freak shit. the bit doesn't have to stop just because people go to therapy

crimson-rots

THEY WOULD NOT FUCKING HAVE KIDS.

#I love freak shit

yellow-cat

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

carudamon119

livelaughlacroix

amazing

necrofuturism

@fishparasite <3

nondelphic

every author you love has written something so terrible they screamed into a pillow. welcome to the tradition.

seven-oh-four

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

seven-oh-four

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

keiachi-chan

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

seven-oh-four

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

omorinintendoswitchedition

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

seven-oh-four

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

longshrimp

Omg you missed part of the post

seven-oh-four

did i? 😏

longshrimp

(frantically looks around)

seven-oh-four

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

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