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This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
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βοΈ Warnings: each chapter will have their own but overall - Angst (love hurts!), slow burn (ish), fluff, reader being blind af, i don't have a proofreader, idk my tenses so i flip flop only proofread by myself, idk my tenses
βοΈ Pairing: f!Reader x John Logan (past), f!Reader x Dean Di Laurentis (main)
βοΈ Rating: PG (1-4, 6); Mature (5)
βοΈ Words: 14.5k
βοΈ AN: This was born from this post. I saw it and my mind immediately started racing. The respose to the first one posted was amazing, so I've turned this into a series. Thank you so soo much for all the wonderful comments and engagement.
How about uhhh tucker being drunk and just clings onto reader the whole night and the others do nothing but tease(deep down they find it so so cute)
oooo yes! i love, also thank you for the tucker requests! he deserves so much love and im glad to deliver!
Drunk-clinging
John Tucker x fem!reader
john tucker was a d1 clinger, people knew that. he loved being around you, he loved holding hands with you, he had to be touching you all the time. if you were there, tucker was two feet behind you. he always needed to be there, some people found it annoying and others found it admirable. it mattered on the person.
the one thing though was when he got drunk, tucker was even clingier when he got drunk. if he could climb into your skin and share it with you, he would. the first people to ever notice was dean and garrett because they knew tucker was a softie at heart but the second he got drunk and said
"guys...wheres my girlfriend? i miss her" even though he had seen you two seconds ago? the others knew just how gone he truly was for you and though they acted like they hated it, they did love that for him. how much he loved and cared for you
right now was yet another one of those nights that he got drunk without meaning to, the others just kept giving him drinks and who was he to say no to them. he kept drinking and drinking until he couldn't anymore and the next thing you knew, he was clinging to you like a cat to catnip
"awww does little tuck need his girlfriend?" dean teased and you smacked his arm, dean let out an "ow!"
"thats violent, you can't hit me" he said
"can't i? no ones stopping me and youre being annoying" you said and the others snorted. you sighed and shook your head before you turned to tucker who was still holding onto your waist with his face smooshed into your shoulder
"i don't think ive ever seen him this calm,hes like a dog with a bone" logan exclaimed
"hey! shes not a bone" allie said
"thank you allie" you said and she smiled at you before garrett spoke up because apparently it was bully tucker time. you groaned as you heard garrett
"no shes not a bone, shes just the next sip of alcohol that he needs" he teased. you tried to stand up but tucker was persistent
"don't go" he whined
"we're going to bed, pretty. you're drunk" you told him and he shook his head
"im not drunk" he fought
"yeah, tell the time" dean said and tucker turned to the clock, he pointed at it and laughed
"i am not fucking drunk" he said to the clock and everyone fell into laughter. you chuckled and nodded before you helped him up and smiled at the others
"night guys"
"night lovebirds" they all said together and you finally disappeared up the stairs together for the night with tucker still clinging to you. you laughed and held him as the two of you got into his room and fell back on the bed with smiles on your faces. he nuzzled into you and fell asleep
cause who said he was drunk-clinging?
A/N: keeping the john tucker fics alive and well, feel free to send any others you may have cause i adore that man.
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Not all of the people reading your x reader fics have white skin
Just a gentle reminder before you write characteristics that assume whiteness and exclude your black/indigenous/poc supporters-specifically in 'x reader' works.
I love and appreciate writers, but this is a recurring avoidable issue (going on for decades now).
"your dusky pink nipples" "your face turned just as red as his" "he could see the blush on your face" βyour cheeks furiously blushedβ βyour ears burn bright redβ βThe look in your reddened faceβ βyour knuckles white with effortβ βbruised purple against your light skinβ
Describing the physical feeling instead of the visual change helps include your readers while also elevating your writing IMO.
Anyone can say "Your cheeks turned red with embarrassment" or "Your face flushed" but wouldn't you rather say "A burning heat rushed across your face, from your neck to the tip of your nose, prickling right underneath the surface. You look anywhere but him, hoping your newfound interest in the buildings ceiling tiles will ease the fire tightening beneath your skin" And instead of the other character pointing out that the readers face is red, they can point out the obvious flustered facial expression/body language.
If you want your reader insert to have white/fairskin, then just label them white!reader or put the mention in the warnings/summary.
βͺI have reached out to writers I favored/supported before and sometimes I have been met with severe hostility and defensiveness. I often wonder if people are doing this purposefully or for some reason think only white people read their fanfics (?)-if that's the case then be upfront and label your reader inserts as white!reader or something PLEASE. Itβs gotten to the point where I feel like black women and other POC arenβt wanted or considered in these fandoms because it comes off like that in your writing. If you need a different motivation, just know you're missing out on more interactions, reblogs, and a bigger reader base. I donβt know why white is the default for so many writers in unspecified x reader/reader insert fics-the people on your blog following, reading, and supporting you arenβt all white and fair-skinned.
I am not talking about OC fics or fics where race/skintone is x specified in summary or warnings. This is specifically about unspecified "x reader" where whiteness is assumed as the default
Put in the comments good replacements for writers to use!
gamechangershow
areudirty
discoholicmusic
stormborns
gummygunk
germansingergirl
romaincrisis
