prettyyoungandbored

All Jack had done was spray shaving cream into his hands when Y/N pulled open the shower curtain.

“You better not be doing what I think you’re doing,” she glared.

Jack furrowed his eyebrows. “Are you being serious right now?”

He never intended to grow out his facial hair. The emergency department had been busier than normal in the last week or so and he was too tired to shave.

He also never expected Y/N to be obsessed with it.

“I would like to point out that we’ve been married 10 years and up until now, you’ve never had an issue with me shaving,” he said

“Because you’ve been hiding your hot facial hair from me.”

“Honey, c’mon.”

The shower was turned off abruptly. He turned to see the shower curtain swing open, revealing his wife’s naked body.

“If you shave it, you don’t get sex for a month,” she told him. “And I won’t make it easy on you.”

He blinked. “You’re seriously threatening me?”

“No handjobs or blow jobs either.”

He cocked his head back. “So that’s how we’re going to play this.”

She held up her fingers. “I’ve got two words for you - blue balls.”

He shook his head, chuckling his head in disbelief. “Jesus Christ…”

He grabbed the towel from the rack, wiping the cream off his hands.

“One more week of this,” he declared, pointing to the facial hair.

“Two. Final offer.”

“Fine.” He threw down the towel and then took off the towel that wrapped around his waist, hopping in the shower.

“C’mere you!”