This is not a tumblr.

My hard drive is full again -_-

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Yes

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

you're gonna try to fuck them, aren't you?

Bisexuals, reblog and put in the tags if you are in an heterosexual relationship, gay relationship or if you're single

4 way, 2 couple poly. MFFM

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Jesus Christ

Van Gogh couldn't afford soup either

the painting is behind glass, so there’s only slight damage to the frame and whatever clean up will be needed to the gallery, but it’s still going to waste several hours of a conservationists time. like, what are we doing here? what was accomplished besides annoying the fuck out of some museum workers and wasting 2 tins of perfectly good soup?

the way these are obvious plants, literally just exactly what oil execs think "activist" looks like