Close your eyes and you'll wake from this dream

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

This site sucks. I can't ratio people on here

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This is great because a bunch of people are trying to be slick by tagging it as "color of the sky," accidentally outing themselves as not having used this site since 2019.

Fairness where it’s due, though: big naturals, sure, but those aren’t the only ones deserving of attention. Let’s give a shoutout to small supernaturals too. The petite unnaturals. The otherwordly minis. And of course, we cannot forget about the square middle of the spectrum - a round of applause for honest mids. The unverifiable modests. Schroedinger’s booba.

i plead oopsies dasies your honor