shinzou wo sasageyo

Jean: How about I pound you like a boy?

Zeke: I don't want to be your father.

Connie: You would eat yourself.

Eren: What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, what did you say, dude? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up Kyle.

Armin: Iridocyclitis. I-R-I-

Mikasa: I'm a bad Bitch you can't kill me

Jean: uh I'm not finished. First off you need to- oh my god. Can you let me do what I need to do.

Sasha: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

Connie: You just drop in and smack the lip whapow drop down then smack the BAArghA

Marco: mothertrucker dude. that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

Reiner: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed. What you gon do? What you gon do?

Bertholdt: ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Annie: Bitch gon' step on my fuckin toe, bitch with them fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch disgustang

Ymir: Move I'm gay. In the workplace being gay just had it's perks.

Historia: have you ever had a dream that you- you want to- that you- you wi- you want- you could do so- you- you c- you want him to do you so much you could do anything

Erwin: Well when life gives you lemons

Levi: I won't hesitate bitch

Hange: So I was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties...