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The Great Great Grandmother
Dpxdc Prompt #3
In the Wayne household it was well-known that Alfred Pennyworth's word was law. It was much less well-known the circumstances that their beloved butler had grown up it. Alfred was raised by his paternal grandmother, Danielle "Elle" Pennyworth, nĂŠe Fenton.
Ellie grinned as she saw her Grandson waiting for her and Danny. He looked so much like her husband had before he passed. Pennyworth men always aged well. Her Freddie had grandchildren of his own now! Oh she couldn't wait to spoil them rotten with affection. Danny was looking forward to meeting her boy properly for the first time. Sure they had spent brief moments together, but not in years! Danny had been so busy in the Realms protecting his people. She had some travelling to make up for. Time slipped away as it does. And all of a sudden she's a great great Grand-Mother! Great great! Times two! Which meant she had years of spoiling to make up for poor Brucie!
She felt the gentle call of his core, (Affection-mischief-love-missed you) before they reached him of course. She knew she must be grinning madly, given the wide berth people were giving her and Danny. Ah well, made it easier to reach her Freddie! She couldn't help but admire the quiet confidence he projected, the way he owned his surroundings. His suit was impeccable as always. She engulfed him in a hug as soon as she reached him, pulling back only to gently touch his cheeks.
Ellie: You look even more like your Grand-Father every time I see you! You remember your Grunkle Danny in sure! We managed to line things up to spend a few years in this dimension at least.
Danny smothered a laugh as Ellie bombarded the poor man with verbal affection. He gently touched her elbow to guide her to the car his nephew had arrived in. Still chattering and not letting him answer at all. He shot his nephew a look of amusement, which Alfred returned, but with a certain warmth to the look. Danny let his sister have the front seat. She had gotten side tracked the last two decades and had missed Alfred fiercely. Danny wasn't going to interrupt. Besides, ghosts were empaths. They could have a 'chat' that way.
He couldn't help but let out an impressed whistle seeing the estate they arrived at. Alfred's boy had inherited a nice place. It certainly looked like a great place to raise a hoard of rambunctious vigilantes. Which hmm... How much did the kids know? That was something to ask. He coughed lightly to get a chance to talk.
Danny: How much do the kids know about us? I mean, we know they are the Bats. Do they know we know or?
Alfred: Ah. I must confess that. Well... I may not have spoken of my less than human origin. At first Master Bruce was simply too young. Then he ran off to travel the world and train. And then the fool boy threw himself into fighting criminals and rogues. Between that and him adopting so many, various end of the world crises and familial drama? I just... Never quite got around to it.
Ellie: Freddie. Are we walking into a situation where they don't know I'm your Grandma? And you let it stay that way knowing I was being Danny?!!
The pair felt the sheer mischief that radiates off Alfred hearing he question.
Alfred: Well. Given the sheer amount of times they have attempted to give me a heart attack? I felt perhaps I could make use of the timing.
Danny felt a grin split his face, one he knew Ellie would mirror. Oh this was gonna be fun.
She acts like a normal kid at first but after a few hours
Elle "Oh my Damian you look so much like my son. Your great grandad's genes are still strong in the family."
Alfred "Grandma, I adopted Master Bruce. His resemblance is just a happy coincidence."
Elle "Oh that's right. I really must visit more often to not forget these memories, Freddie."
Or the drive them to confusion method.
Bruce: Wow. You look just like the pictures of Alfred's Grand-Mother. It's uncanny.
Ellie: Ah, good old Fenton genes! It's how Freddie stays so healthy!
Or a mix of both. A few hours of the confusion method before turning to Alfred
Elle "Can you get Nana my favorite tea Freddie deary?"
Alfred smirking and dropping the confusion method "Yes Grandmother. Happy to."
Ellie grinned wide at the chaos such a simple exchange caused. Danny was by her side cackling madly, while her Freddie just smirked. She patted poor Brucie on the shoulder. Poor boy just had his understanding of his Father figure changed drastically.
Ellie: I know this is a shock sweetheart. Freddie really should have mentioned he wasn't entirely human by now. Me and you Grunkle Danny bought gifts for you and the kids! Now the truth is out we can spoil my Great-Great-Grandkids!!
She heard Dick whisper 'Grunkle?' In a shocked tone, poor Jason was just staring at Freddie. Tim and Cass seemed to be working on a list of questions. And poor Damian looked to be working himself into a small snit. Hmm, better to head that off.
Ellie: Now! We worked with Freddie to make sure the gifts were appropriate and useful!
Danny grabbed at the air and tore a portal to the storage room. The boxes all dropped to the floor, coloured for each child. Choosing to colour the boxes simply made it easier to hand out. No faffing about reading labels.
The boxes were floated to the recipients, and warily opened. Danny suspected the only reason they were trusted at all was Alfred's presence. Damian at least seemed pleased by the new blades. Each box contained at least one weapon that could handle ghosts. Danny had made them to Alfred's specifications. It was bound to be amusing when they read the cards describing how they worked.
Danny: Fred told us how Brucie likes to ensure everyone's safety. So your box also includes a file about our species. Including some schematics for defensive weapons. Not that it's likely you will ever come across others. I do my best to ensure our people don't mess about in other dimenions.
Alfred: Thank you Uncle. I do appreciate that. I know giving out ways to harm us can be difficult for you.
Danny: Fred, it's different giving these to another protector. You know that. Anyway, you should drop your glamour some time. If only so you can bail this lot out under cover!
Dick: Glamour?!
Ellie: You didn't think he actually looked his age did you? I'm nearing 150 after all!
Alfred: I think I look quite dashing this way thank you! Still, they deserve to see I suppose.
All of the Wayne's turned to stare at Alfred. Who sighed and shifted to his base form. Ellie smiled, seeing him as he looked when he first graduated school was a bittersweet reminder of when she met her husband.
Ellie: You look just like your Grandfather did when I met him. My handsome Grandson!
Danny: I mean, he got everything else from our side of the family at least?
Once the shock wore off? All of the kids started shouting and asking questions at once. Alfred just sighed and rolled his eyes. He supposed he deserved this for keeping secrets. But still, he had been a spy. Why were they do shocked he managed to hide this?
Alfred: One at a time. I may not be entirely human, but I still can't understand you when you about over each other life this.
Everyone starts shouting except Cass. Who just signs out 'I knew it' cause she could tell based on body language that Elle and Danny weren't human. And that Elle maternal feelings for Alfred.
Well, she knew something. Frankly she was thinking Alfred's Mom had come to visit. But close enough to brag about. She is happily playing with all the gifts from her box. She got some pretty nice toys. The fact that Grunkle Danny made them all makes it even better. The weighted blanket with charms on it? BEST present. Grandma Ellie made that. The note said it had healing magic attached. For when she got injured. So she could snuggle up safe and warm. It had her suit and hero name on it too! Special hand made Grandma merch!!! It was so going on her bed right away.
Alfred is enjoying the mischief, but does notice Master Bruce feels conflicted. Due to the length of time the secret was hidden. Also likely due to not figuring it out himself. Alfred will talk with him later. He knows they will quickly realise how he always knows when they are plotting mischief, or hiding injuries. Now they know he is an empath. It should be amusing to see how they try to work around that.
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Reminder that THIS YEAR makes 2,069 years since Caesar died. I know everyone celebrated it last year but that math was wrong because there is no year 0, so you always subtract 1 when calculating AD to BC.
So if you accidentally celebrated 2,069 years last year, congrats, you get to celebrate it again!!!
23 people out of 60 conspirators stabbing their assassin target is funny
Like 4 people out of 60 stabbing the guy 23 times a lot funnier and every group project ever
But if it was 1 guy out 60 people who agreed on joint assassination who did all 23 stabs himself is both hilarious and concerning for the remaining 59
Just imagine 59 guys standing around awkwardly with their knives while Brutus is going to town and treating Caesar like a needle felting project and crying

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DpxDc #10
A bit chilly out, isn't it?
kind of gory? Not in a violent way.
Danny felt cold.
Not his core cold, or winter cold, more like a âwalking around without clothes coldâ.
Skulker was right, at the end.
He got his pelt, and nowâŚ
Well, Danny was walking around without skin. Hence, the cold.
He wasnât really worried, it would grow back like his missing organs did when the GIW emptied him out.
Long story short, Skulker was a bitch, he should probably find a way to stop dripping with blood (and possibly a coat) and try to figure out where he ended up after taking the wrong portal while escaping.
He was doing well at this point, he thought. The city he was in was gloomy and humid, which was nice since he was starting to dry out pretty fast.
ââââââââââââââââââââââââ
âWhat the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-â
Jason stared at the walking flayed guy who was taking a nice stroll around the block.
Every step he took left a matching bloody print, and he could see every single fiber of the muscles tense and relax.
The more he stared at it, the more he hated it.
He immediately reached for the coms.
âI fucking hate it, what the fuck-â
He heard the others connecting.
âHood, everything alright?â
âFuck no, oh my god, Iâm not gonna be able to sleep anymore, thatâs the most fucked up shit I ever saw my entire life, what the fuckâ
âHood, report. Whatâs going on?âÂ
âOH MY GOD!â Everybody heard Oracle almost shout from the coms âThatâs ugh- Iâm gonna throw up, that- ugh-â
âRight?!â
âHood! Report right now!â
âItâs like-Itâs like this guy, walking around without skin and-â
Hood looked down at it. It was looking back.
âYou know I can hear you, right?â
being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider
It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait
The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is
Wrong again, piss boy.
Okay those deer knew war, but most don't

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If you follow someone there's a little button at the top of their blog that looks like a bell that will send you notifications when they post. I'm betting these people accidentally clicked that button.
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Mini Prompt: Petty Revenge
Jason's pit rage fueled revenge plans didn't last long after meeting Danny. After getting some clean ecto in him his head just felt clearer; his emotions felt like his own again. Jason, of course, still worked on establishing himself as Red Hood and as a Crime Lord, but antagonizing the bats was put on hold.
Don't get him wrong though he was still furious at Bruce for everything that he did and didn't do. None of his previous plans just felt right anymore. Jason was just thankful that Danny was around to talk to, and to help him rethink his revenge plans.
Which is how Jason finds himself and Danny sneaking into the batcave at a time he knows no one should be home. Bruce is at the office, Alred is out running chores, Dick is in Bludhaven, and Tim is at school.
Operation: Glitter is a go! This is going to be fun.
Jason deciding to go hard on the paranoia making huh? After all someone managed to sneak into the Batcave!!! Without tripping any alarms. Leaving no clues. Footage all corrupted. Bruce is having the worst week. He knows it wasn't Tim or Dick. Alfred would never. It's too childish for any of his rogues, who would leave clues. Babs has if He says of making her displeasure known.
Bruce may be freaking out. Tim on the other hand? Tim has a mystery to solve!!! He can prove his worth!
Danny and Jason? Having a grand time coming up with petty vengeance. Itching powder in all Batman's socks? Next time. Glitter in the Batmobile? Check.
Jason places the small device under the Batmobile. Tiny, but packed with firepower. Dannyâs hovering over him, keeping lookout with his enhanced senses.
Jasonâs hacked into the Bats comm line, distantly listening in as he screws it in tighter, fiddles with a couple wires, and tugs it for good measure.
everythingâs secure, the device is placed.
âETA, two minutes.â A whisper by his neck, Danny glancing periodically at the rooftops.
Jason finishes up, packs up his tools in record time, just quick enough for Danny to turn them invisible.
âUp we go.â He whispers again. Heâs trying to be quiet, Jason knows, but heâs sure that, if Danny didnât have his powers, he would never have been able to get away.
The other boy was just tooâŚgiggly, Jason guessed. He couldnât keep a straight face.
Danny flies the two up towards a rooftop, landing with a light thunk.
they watch as the Batmobile roars, racing through the streets.
Three seconds.
Jason can see, out of the corner of his eye, Danny clutching his stomach, hand over his mouth in a desperate attempt to stop the laughter.
Two seconds.
Jason feels his mouth twitching into a smile despite himself. This was gonna be fun.
One second.
oh, Bruce had no idea what was going to happen.
and-
BOOM!
the Batmobile exploded in a swirl of pink, blue, and green dust, glitter coating every surface, shimmering in the moonlight.
Batman and Robin stumbled out, disoriented, confused, and Jason had to bite his lips to keep the cackle in.
it wasnâ as dramatic as his original plans, but god, it was satisfying.
(I couldnât make it funny, sadly. I suck at humour. BUT, I did write it out.)
Jason saved the recording of earlier in the night with a grin. Operation Glitter bomb was so far a roaring success. Batman would not be escaping the glitter any time soon. And new Robin? Boy was going to shine in the night. It was going to be glorious.
Danny had the best ideas for social vengeance. Now Night wing? That was going to be different. Jason heard on the grapevine that Wing tried to kill Joker but wasn't allowed by Batman. Which was interesting news. How to verify the claim without tipping his hand was the question.
In the meantime? Wing would probably be amused by a prank war started by a new rogue. Danny offered to take on that duty. Phantom was going to start being a menace in Bluehaven while Jason was out as Hood.
Jason: Just make sure you only flirt if you mean it! Big wing can be soft on people! I ain't having you break his heart.
Danny: Aww, not even for the bit?
Jason: Not even for the bit.
Idea.
Danny decides to mess with the Bats brains but claiming to be a trickster spirit, here to bring some actual comedy to Gotham.
He wears a phantom of the opera mask, dresses in Shakespearean jester wear and all but claims to be the mythical Robin Goodfellow IE Puck himself. Even going as far as to speak bastardize Shakespearean.
Danny/Goodfellow claims to have been summoned by a fellow spirit called Robin and is there to ensure Batman doesnât take himself too seriously, insinuating that he is doing all of this in Jaybinâs honor.
At first there will be no visible connection between Red Hood and Goodfellow, bar a severe dislike of the Joker. But as time goes on and the Red Hood Gang gains deeper footholds in Crime Alley, Goodfellow will drop increasingly concerning lore, all leading up to Goodfellow revealing that Jaybin has returned to Gotham and is right under the Bats nose.
This will cause the Bats to go on a wild goose chase trying to find Jaybin all while being forced to play âyouâre getting hot or coldâ with Goodfellow.
Even the police join in the chase, if only to figure out how Goodfellow managed to turn Comissioner Gordanâs mustache pink.
Goodfellow only reveals his connection to Red Hood after they are finished setting up the grandest of all pranks, one that will satisfy Jasonâs desire for revenge. By making it so no one will ever take Joker seriously again and making Batman the unwitting/willing instigator of Jokers downfall via an overly complicated Rube Goldberg device that not only humiliates Joker to the point of irrelevance, but also unfurls anâitâs a boyâ banner with arrows pointing at a strategically placed Red Hood who will proclaim that Batman owes his mother so much child support itâs not even funny.
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I am sure some of you are curious. Yes, my scandalous Toe Sucking picture included the very same Powerful Feet I have been training day and night with my Joker Kicks. I am strong enough now to kick a Cinder Block in half. Heh... I bet a Certain Someone is getting scared for our duel right about now...
Listen here, you freaky little frog man. you are foolish. in posting your nasty foot pics (gross, eww) to tumblr.com you have revealed that you are but a weakling FLESH MAN and not transcendental muppet felt as you once claimed. you will be vanquished easily by my sword.
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Dead on MAYn 25 Day 3:
Trope | Eldritch horror Danny/Monster Fucker Jason
Word | Contract
Situation | The Batfam learn about Jason's boyfriend by accident.
Dialogue | "You may belong to Gotham, but this one belongs to me."
cw: blood, demonic cult, off screen screen torture
The noise that Jason made when he hit the ground was worryingly wet. Wet with the sound of blood and wounds and tortured flesh. Tim kept Duke pushed behind him until the old steel door clanged shut and the latch had scraped into place with a rusty finality.
âOkay, okay, I think that maybe itâs past time to act,â Duke hissed as he rushed to Jasonâs side.
I'm taking a page out of the sco foundation 's fuck ups and using this for my prompt.
The guys in white think they have a solution to get rid of Danny phantom.
Destroy his haunt.
They prepare for this by quietly redirecting traffic to and from amity park, erasing the identities of the towns people ,and as their plan unfold other things meant to sustain a town are cut off and stopped.
Vlad was away on a 'business' trip, and luckily had too large and identity to erase. Unfortunately no one else in Amity park had that,so when the giw implemented their plans, no one in amity park survived what the giw did to try and get rid of Danny's haunt/lair.
No one except Danny.
The massive trauma of literally everyone and everything he ever knew in such a calculated targeted hit is devastating to Danny. He survived but is now unbound, and when he discovered the giw had a hand destroying amity park, he decides he deserves some revenge,and he is going to get it one way or another.
Ok this is probably supposed to be really sad and traumatic and depressing, butâŚ
The first thing that went through my head was:
There is no way something that eco-contaminated is going to simply die and actually stay dead!
The town literally went to the ghost zone once!
At the very least all the people in town are going to come back as ghosts!
Probably the whole town comes back as a kind of giant organism, adjustable streets and all (Iâm picturing Castle Heterodyne from the webcomic Girl Genius).
Depending on the method of destruction maybe they all get suspended between live and dead (the GIW was trying to avoid people coming back as ghosts) and now we suddenly have a whole town of fresh halfas trying to get control over their powers.
I mean just by how incompetent the GIW generally are I can totally believe them multiply their problems by factor âa whole town of pissed of new supersâ trying to destroy one person.
There is suddenly a giant castle on a hill and phantom immediately flees when asked who it belongs to.
GIW is of course still going down hard, but now Danny has help.
This is the greatest things about prompts, it can lead to great ideas like this
Ghost Town! Ghost Town! Give me a literal Ghost Town!
Okay so hereâs what Iâm thinking. All of Amity Park is destroyed. Everyone is dead. Everyone is a ghost. But no one cares. They just continue on as normal. We already know that ghosts can reproduce. Amity Parkers can keep on with their afterlives like nothing happened. They can fall in love and have children. Go about their days just as before.
And if the children born are a bit off? Weird shit happens in Amity all the time. No need to make a fuss or anything. The GIW essentially created a twilight zone. Iâm talking Welcome to Night Vale type shit. Just your normal average American town in the Midwest. Greet your neighbor with a guttural smile while we all pretend to breathe. Welcome to Amity Park!
Danny is the only one whoâs still alive. Heâs the only one who still needs to eat. The town is cut off and nothing is getting in or out. So in order to survive he starts a farm. But because of all the contamination everything he grows attacks on sight. He can still eat it but itâs a lot of work.
Just like Night Vale everyone acts like everything is normal. Danny is the only one who can see that itâs not. He tries to leave, just to prove to himself he isnât going crazy. But the space around Amity has warped in on itself like a mĂśbius strip. Coming and going is nearly impossible.
So Danny does what he can. He farms. He fights his food. He interacts with the other ghosts. He goes to ghost school. He doesnât need to fight the ghosts from the zone anymore because literally anyone now can and will do that. And in the evenings he sits on the roof gazing at the stars and speaks into a radio in the vain hope someone out there will listen.