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my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress

moe anime girls are brachycephalic that’s why they make those shallow snuffly snorty breathing sounds when they get excited or do any kind of physical activity

I’m watching Clannad and the moe brachycephalic hypothesis could also explain why the girls have such dazed movements, slow soft voices, and glazed over eyes. They just aren’t getting enough oxygen to their brain.

selective breeding has rendered moes biological abominations

it’s people who have sex with real people in real life

personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man