I am in fact a shit poster..

i use alcohol and weed as coping mechanisms bc i can only live if i can barely feel it happening

*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds

#i'm quietly ice fishing with my mutuals but sometimes i perceive the shadows of lovecraftian discourse monsters passing below the surface

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Reblog if you need a bookmark

So, I heard about this and I can’t find the original, but apparently this started because someone returned a book to a library with a taco in the middle of it.

Buttholes dont give you cancer

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

@catgirlvanguard

why is everyone in the notes saying too soon. Literally no one died. Nothing was harmed. Get a hobby thats not caring too much about mismanaged european historical sites and maybe you’ll calm down

You know what, no. Fucking no. I’m sick and tired of Tumblr making fun of this tragedy. Notre Dame fandom, grab y