hi there :)

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

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Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

the obvious choice…

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

and now you’re mine

Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

hey man can i come over and eat sour cream and onion chips in your bed and wipe my hands on your blanket and pillows