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remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

"instant gratification" panel 2 girl smiling cheerfully with one marshmallow

greybeard gf giving me the throat of the world

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this