I lost my old blog

what do red pandas even do

World Heritage Post

everything is a reference when you're crazy

I just want you to know that I am totally fine with this. I love when heroes don’t have spirit. I would never want or expect you to keep fighting. This is great for me because I don’t have to monologue. You can just lie there hopelessly and I’ll read a book or something. The operating costs of death traps and torture contraptions are astronomical, you know? You’re really doing me a favor. I spent 30 million on a state-of-the-art gloating chamber mainly so I could use it to store furniture and aquarium supplies. It’s really fun for me that you’ve decided to just lie down and die. If I get bored I can see how many small objects I can stack on your supine body before they fall over. Thats what I was truly looking forward to for our final confrontation. Thats right, I said to myself, golly! I just can’t wait to finally defeat and capture my sworn nemesis so that they can be catatonic during our climactic meeting! this is fun, this is so fun. I am having fun. this is what they call parallel play. And I am totally digging it.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

i think vampires should latch onto their victim's neck like a tick, and just stay there until they bloat & fall off naturally

I- i hate that

furthermore i think the supernatural fandom should use this biological quirk to invent vampire sex knotting the way they did with werewolves and the omegaverse

Since knotting is usually pretty localized to the parts it wants to keep in contact (classic knot -> breeding), I think this implies that knotting vampire penis is now a feeding tool. Maybe it opens like a lamprey

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this