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if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

I had sex with %appdata%

I had sex with %appdata%

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop