the ending is designated anyway

Don't send me dick pics y'all are disgusting

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

Is it normal to have so much die off?

ya! this happens as a succulent grows, the old bits naturally dry out as the succulent gets bigger + redirects the water to new growths. a lot of my succulents would look like this!

mike’s hard past couple of months

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me