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the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

please stop reblogging this post

gno

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

scroogled

:)

So fucking sick of instagram. Do you know how many people die of influencer every year

See =_= Its an epidemic and we need to shut down instagram

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

Man I remember when I was a kid and my mom would take me to the library and I'd come out with a stack of books like a foot+ tall - sometimes the librarians had to override the computer which told us we were checking out Too Much. And I'd get home and I'd plow through like three four five six chapter books in an afternoon and then I'd emerge for dinner only to go back for one more book, which I was still up reading two hours past bedtime and like damn those were the days huh.

Goddamn throwback to when I had an attention span

i’m stealing it

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

Interesting