bleh

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

Found Hozier’s tumblr account

But how do I kill 30 - 50 of them while my small kids play?

i don’t remember posting this but to this day i have not said it again so mission accomplished i guess

I’m relieved this post has some good replies rejecting this brine propoganda.

i think john oliver said it best when he said “the human body is a true carnival of horrors and frankly i’m embarrassed to have one”

Black lives matter today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year and FOREVER. Not just because it’s viral right now.

idk what grimes is saying but she’s right

no she is not

books set in new york city be like i was between 10th and the village but i needed to go north to 75th and obviously i had to avoid the east side so that i didn’t run into 5th but my apartment was on 12th and The Bridge. these are geographic references we all understand.

all the celebrities and all the ceos of major corporations and the whole US govt haven’t truly done anything that can shine a light to this.

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

this is it. this is the worst post.

i like that you chose a picture of ferb that makes it look like he's feeling personally called out by this post