okayyyyyyyyy sure but you also forgot:
itâs the BIGGEST live-action comedy debut since Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
itâs the THIRD-BIGGEST live-action opening of the summer (behind only X-Men: Apocalypse and Captain America: Civil War, both HUGE ASS releases)Â
itâs the SECOND-BIGGEST live-action/non-superhero opening of 2016 (behind Walt Disneyâs The Jungle Book)Â
itâs the biggest opening weekend ever for Paul Feig (director), Katie Dippold (writer), Melissa McCarthy, Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and even Andy Garcia (ANDY FUCKING GARCIA)
itâs Kristen Wiigâs second biggest live-action opening weekend (behind The Martian)
itâs pretty damn big for even Chris Hemsworth (below only the MCU films and Snow White and the Huntsman)
Paul Feig has a track record of consistently solid box office sales rather than big opening weekends
the audience was 57% female, which is an UNUSUALLY high proportion for a blockbusterÂ
a large proportion of people who refused to see it ~on principle~ clearly donât give a ratâs ass about cinematic quality because most of the initial reviews prior to release were at least favourable if not straight-out raves
iâm going to see it three more times and drag as many people as i can along with my antisocial ass because guess what, iâm every stubborn, blockheaded, misogynistic dudeâs worst nightmare