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I came up here looking for you not because things were going to shit and I had to talk to you, but because I wanted to. I'm just-I'm saying...if this is you broken...if this is you broken, stay broken. Hey. I like talking to you, too. So maybe we can die alone together.

Annie Murphy and Mary Hollis Inbroden as Allison McRoberts and Patty O'Connor in Kevin Can F*** Himself (2021-2022) created by Valerie Armstrong

Kevin Can F*** Himself (2021-2022) Jesus, Allison (S02E04)

Because on a surface level, it does seem thematically interesting. You could talk about vampires forever looking the age that they died, aging, and the natural fetishization of aging an immortal being might have and how that might present, especially in a character like Armand etc etc etc. But also, there are people who want to fuck Daniel Molloy right now.

Like actual normal aged mortal humans. Most of them are significantly younger than 72 year old actor Eric Bogosian. Like ok you can't really argue that Armand wanting to fuck that old man is weird when a large chunk of people came out of IWTV thinking "I want to fuck that old man"