I'm not so peppy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WsmrU-Ivx8

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

Also a fact

Magic…hopelessness/helplessness….same difference

guys i finally bought a nintendo switch with mario kart and zelda BUT MAINLY for super mario odyssey (!!!) which i have ordered for tomorrow!!!! i’ve not been this excited for a game since world of warcraft burning crusade came out which was literally 10 years ago

That is one gigantic hand

THE SWITCH GAMES ARE SMALL MY HANDS ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL SIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SETH SMASH TINY HUMAN

i’ve had enough of this website

“stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently untrustworthy/only good for threesomes, and you fucking gremlins decided “queer” is a slur and can no longer be used as an umbrella term in the year of our lord twenty fucking seventeen, so until further notice i’m going to use whatever word i want to describe how i feel when i watch rachel maddow, t h a n k s

your package has been delivered

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

That’s how we roll

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.