HELLO AMAZING ALEX RIDER BLOG two questions that have been ruminating within me: 1)do you have any thoughts on how bad Ian was as a parent? Because on one hand: Alex turned out Like That under him. On the other, I do not trust a single word out of Jones' mouth, and it's possible that he was just trying to connect with hobbies he knew about rather than just training him to be a spy. And of course, he didn't send Alex to a private school, which saved us all from Alex becoming the worst child to ever exist 2)Would Jack leaving in a world where Scorpia Rising was delayed have ruined Alex any worse than what happened in canon?
gonna answer these in reverse order, just because i have a LOT to say about #1:
2) not sure i really understand the questionβi guess if you mean βwhat would happen if jack decided to move back to chicago without alexβ and scorpia rising never happened, then i think alex would be angry for a very long timeβ¦but i think as an adult, he would learn to forgive her. (after all, jack was only in her twenties when ian died, and suddenly sheβs trapped in a foreign country with guardianship of a teenage boyβyouβd reach a breaking point once MI6 got involved, too). i suppose the real question is what happens to alex in a world where jack leaves of her own accord; the βgood endingβ would be him getting adopted by the pleasures anyway, although heβd likely still have some of the same teething problems we see in never say die, and the bad ending would be mi6 further tightening their grasp and using jackβs departure as a way to isolate alex even further. in which case, alex would be way more messed up than he is in scorpia rising. lol.
1) i think ian wasnβt a very good guardian (i hesitate to call him a βparentβ) for a variety of reasons that have little to do with jonesβ claim that he was training alex up deliberately; i concur that jones is unreliable and was probably just bullshitting to get a reaction. for one, thereβs the fact that ian stayed working for mi6 at all once he became alexβs guardianβsure, ian loved his job, but he also knew the risks of it, and itβs ultimately an act of supreme selfishness to continue working in a field like that when you have a child at home (one who has already been orphaned as a result of this same career, mind you!). you mention the private school thing, but ianβs reasoning for sending alex to a state school isnβt ideologicalβitβs purely to βtoughen him upβ (and alex was bullied his first few weeks at brookland for the way that he talked) which, idk, is not the best reason to pick a school for your child. i mean thereβs a million reasons to send your child to a state school but thatβs just a very weird one. and on the very few occasions we do hear anything concrete about ian, he comes off as very cold and distant; #neverforget that the american edition of stormbreaker had to insert some extra lines about ian and how heβd help alex with his homework because of how stony he comes off in the uk editions. but this is all circumstantial. there are two big smoking gun pieces of evidence that prove to me ian was a shitty guardian, and they both come from alex himself:
SKELETON KEY:
while ruminating on what his life might have been like were he raised by his parents (family is The theme in skeleton key), alex comments βhe might have been a softer person. he probably would have had more friendsβ. this is, i think, pretty damning, because the implication here is that being raised by ian made alex into a harder person with fewer friends, and this is coming from alex himself. itβs also worth pointing out that alex is exceptionally bad at playing into the happy families ruse throughout the novelβhe playacts at being part of a nuclear family with the pleasures, troy and turner, and sarov, and all three of those attempts crash and burn (the only one that comes close to success is alexβs holiday with the pleasures, which is a neat bit of accidental foreshadowing for the adoption). itβs not exactly a great indicator of ianβs parenting if alex canβt even pretend to be part of a regular parent/child dynamic.
SPY TRAP:
donβt get me wrong, spy trap sucks when it comes to breaking continuity, but alexβs monologue about ian in this short story is absolutely gutting and i think probably the most damning thing. alex claims he was never afraid of ian, but admits he βnever really knew himβ. he says that ian βwas preparing me. he wanted me to be like himβ. and then thereβs this whole speech:
I wish heβd talked to me. I know he couldnβt tell me about his work but after heβd died, after I found out the truthβ¦it made me sad. Weβd had all these great times together. Sometimes, when he took me away with him, I thought I was the luckiest boy in the world. But, in fact, he was manipulating me. What gave him the right to decide what I was going to be? I suppose all adultsβmums and dadsβhave dreams for their kids. But that doesnβt mean they have to trick them and lie to them and hide things from them. I donβt even know what Ian really felt about me. Did he like me or did he just want to use me?
yeah. needless to say this is not exactly a ringing endorsement of ianβs parenting skillsβbear in mind spy trap is allegedly set post skeleton key, so well before jones ever raises the idea of ian deliberately grooming alex (i say allegedly, because i suspect that over the years ahorz has gradually moved towards making the βian was training alex on purposeβ theory canon and spy trapβs whole purpose was to solidify this retcon, but whatever). but even if we take out the implication that alex himself believes ian was forcing him down a path he didnβt want to be on, the rest of ianβs characterisation hereβopaque, unknowable, apparently cold to the point where alex wasnβt even sure if he liked himβis very damning as a parental figure.
anyway. iβm pretty firmly team βian wasnβt necessarily a bad personβ, but i am ALSO team βian was a bad parentβ. say what you will about john rider (who i actually think kind of sucked as a person, lol) but i donβt think he wouldβve raised alex with this much detachment. i do think a lot of ianβs parenting issues can be blamed on the very heavily implied john-ian estrangement (and how much alex grew up to look like john) but at the same time, weird to take out your brother issues on his orphaned son lol. ANYWAY!















