im legendenton

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

Did Ernest Hemingway write this post

i love how, in queen’s classic song ‘dont stop me now’, there’s a line that goes ‘i’m a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity’ because it makes it sound like that something that tigers normally do

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

Only if Tom is Watson

he is going to kill me

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

look at yourself ass naked wit socks and shoes on and tell me it’s not the funniest shit you ever seen

I’ll never get tired of this