Potato Royalty

wine drunk me is a genius as always

don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live. 

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

As you do

when do we unlock cool glowing tattoos. I want some. I wanna look like a fuckin neon stripclub sign.

replace the makeup industry with wearing medieval cloaks

Loggerhead?

the ocean is a wild ass place

minding my DAMN business eating some DAMN 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🍎🍏🍐🍑🍓🍒

a latte most vanilla