Red Fish, Blue Fish

A formal apology to my followers for my strayings from RvB and a thank you for putting up with it. It's gonna keep happening.

Also if I ever suddenly become inactive, either I died or it's because of, well, the laws.

Hey so they cut out the part where Qifrey and Alaira try to tell Euini he can switch masters and uh... that's kind of important? Worldbuilding info? And characterization for all three of them???

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Church and Tucker are such clingy best friends, but the funny part is that they both think the other guy is the clingy one. Church is like, yeah, that clingy jackass is always asking me what i'm doing with the sniper rifle, and Tucker's like, yeah, that clingy bastard's always asking for piggyback rides, and Church is like, yeah, Tucker probably hates me but he always does what i say anyhow--get in the teleporter, bitch, and Tucker is like, yeah, Church probably hates me, but i'm always the first one he asks for help with anything--that guy couldn't do jackshit around here without me, and Church is like, every time i die, Tucker is up my ass about how much of a hassle it is to save me but he always does it anyway, and Tucker is like, i can't believe that asshole keeps coming back from the dead to hang out with us, he's like a bad ghost penny, and the angriest Tucker has ever been with Church, despite all the shit he's been put through because of that clingy bastard, was when Church left with Carolina, and when Church finally chooses the when and how he dies for the last time, he can't think of a better place than aqua armor, side by side with that clingy jackass from the canyon.

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