Ok this used to be my au list, but since its super out of date I’m going to add some stuff and make this my opening card!
Hi I’m Evan/Fishy, and this is my silly lil ninjago blog. It’s also my main blog so while its mostly Ninjago there are an abundance of other posts here! I like doodling and writing and having fun and making silly stories and creating angst >:]
blorbos are Kai and Jay (the skrunkly guys)
some tags you may want to know.
for my fics: #my fics , #my writing
my art tags: #doodle , #doodles , #my art
I talk about stuff that happens in life and share photos i use the tag: #evan has a life
under the read more i will have a list of some of my au’s, the list is not complete sorry about that.
AU list
AU’s with a ! next to them have nothing written for them, but I’m always down to talk about any of these.
Evil Siblings AU: Kai and Nya are raised by Krux and are trying to take over Ninjago
White Coats: Jay and Kai get kidnapped by doctors and get experimented on
Killer Kai: Kai is a serial killer and is a jerk about it
Elementals AU: The ninja’s powers are sentient beings that try to help them, but no one can see them.
! Here We Are in The Future: The main 4 (or 5) somehow go to the future and see how their lives are like
Acronix’s Redemption: Acronix is good boi, and he knew all the ninja’s parents. Angst ensues
Kiddos: Ninjas are children, and Nya doesn’t like being the big sister. AKA reliving childhood drama
Carità del Destino: Cole works in his family restaurant, but he cant cook. He’s forced takes a cooking class and makes some friends/enemies?
! Law&Order: Kai is being framed for a crime, and the only one who believes him is his defense lawyer (or police profiler idk) Zane.
How he Got his Soul: (completed au) Basically Zane reveals exactly how he got his powers.
! Marching band au (working title): The boys plays in da band, and its chaotic.
Fishy AU: A dark presence has fallen over the ocean. There is something hunting a great power that can only be controlled by the power that's held in the descendants of the ancient sea witches.
The Prince and the Gecko: Evil Twink Jay, and Zane kisses a gecko. After being offered a deal, Zane falls into a new world of magic and curses, as he tries to break the curse of a talking gecko.
Whoops all avatars: There's been a mess up, now the avatar is one of three firebenders (Kai, Lloyd, or Jay). Who is it, and can they handle it?
! Green means love: The power of the green ninja is the love the core four have for each other. FLUFF
! Lightning potato/g force Jay: Jay is a guinea pig. (with @anxiousworm)
Thceif [Thief au]: Jay is a criminal thief called BLACKOUT
Pack sticks together: The ninja’s are onis and refugees in Ninjago, trying to survive, and also messing around with human technology
Little bro Kai: Kai is Nya’s little brother, :P
Guitar Jay: Jay is a magically guitar that turns into a person. made with @lennon-cuddlywump (Techno au)
SOG Kai: After getting lost in the time vortex Kai ends up with the SOG several years younger and with no memory.
Robot ninja’s: Instead of people, the ninjas are robots built to host the awesome powers of the elemental masters
Celestial au: The ninja’s are celestial incarnation of their powers
Non Bender au: LoK au, where all the ninja’s are in the world of avatar, but none of them are benders.
Assassins au: the ninjas are assassins with Lloyd being their boss
Oni Soul au: Basically Lloyd finds the part of his soul that was split from him at birth.
Horizion Zero Dawn au: Kai accidentally gets a focus implanted into his brain and now must help a scrappy team save the world
Cats au: Warrior cats au. They do have powers, its pretty fun/wild
littol ninja’s au: The ninjas are each about 4-5 inches tall and act about 4-6 years old. They are being watched over by a kind person who finds them until they can figure out what is happeneing.
Racer Kai: Kai is a professional racer who is dating his mechanic Jay. Race fast and win
Storm Twins: Movie au, where Jay and Morro are twins. Morro is on the secret ninja force but Jay is not and he doesn’t know either.
elemental masters: Basically a reimagining of ninjago. Changed the magic system too (no tag yet for this au)
hybrid au: Hybrid people are being eperimented on, and Kai, a caretaker, has had enough and breaks out four hybrids, Cole, Jay, Zane, and Lloyd
bizzarro adoption: The bizzarro get adopted by Sensei Garmadon, and work on healing their unhealthy relationships to each other.
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A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.
Fun fact! this is likely due to racism. Not the drivers, to be clear, but this is a not-entirely-unsurprising result of systemic racism in the greater Seattle area and the influence it has on infrastructure spending.
I'm a huge proponent of public transit, rail in specific, and I'm very glad that the greater Seattle area is finally starting to see some solid light rail infrastructure sprouting up in the form of the 1 and 2 lines, but that in no way stops me from critiquing the decisions made in planning and implementation.
Light Rail, in it's colloquial form here in the US, is basically always a compromise solution. It's cheaper than subways, can make good use of existing right-of-way around freeways, and can function as a kind of low-capacity commuter rail in the suburbs while behaving more like a tram or streetcar in downtown areas. It is crucially, however, not a streetcar, nor is it a commuter rail. Streetcars make frequent stops and are optimized for dense areas with lots of traffic. Commuter rails are larger and stop less frequently, optimized for bringing suburban residents into city centers. Commuter rail should, however, be independent of street traffic so it can travel at higher speeds. For this reason, most of the Link light rail system in seattle is actually not at-grade (street level), but on either elevated or sub-grade track. Downtown, the lightrail actually functions as a low-capacity low-frequency subway system in what used to be the bus tunnel (we don't have time, but yes it was stupid). Everywhere else, it's up on elevated tracks that largely follow the freeway system.
There are three stations, all immediately south of that Mount Baker elevated station, where the Link actually runs at-grade. These stations run through the historic low income immigrant neighborhoods of southeast seattle. Here, the trains are forced to stop at red lights, interact with crossing and left-turning traffic, and even cross through sidewalks and terrifyingly narrow pedestrian islands. They could have built elevated track here, as they did everywhere else, but they didn't. they didn't want to spend the money. I have personally watched light rail cars carrying hundreds of people have to wait two full minutes for cars turning left in front of them, delaying trains so like, 5 people could drive there. Once it reaches the end of this low income immigrant-dominant neighborhood, however, the Link returns to it's above-grade status, with Mount Baker being the first elevated stop. You want to know how this woman, who claims she was misdirected by her GPS, probably ended up here? I would bet anything she tried to make a turn at the intersection just before the stop and got confused. The intersection, for reference, looks like this:
I'm not saying it's an easy mistake to make, but given the number of people who drive through here every day, it's honestly not that surprising that someone, especially someone who is from out of town, or someone who is used to shared streetcar lanes, would eventually make this mistake. When you're dealing with a city of hundreds of thousands of people, it's only a matter of time before a mistake like this happens. but it is only possible for it to happen because of the decisions made in the planning process, and one of those decisions was effectively "we can save money if we make everything worse in that part of town where all the foreign poors live", and so they built the thing at-grade, instead of keeping it elevated like everywhere else.
and yes, those tracks are in the middle of a four lane road, and no, there is no way to get to any of the at-grade stations without crossing at least two lanes of traffic on a very busy avenue. and those tiny little pedestrian islands are not only terrifying to walk on, but a man in a wheelchair was clipped by a passing train car a while back because his chair didn't really fit through the tight turns well and one of his feet was sticking slightly out when the train passed by. This is not a problem at like, any other stops in the Link system. Just here. Just in this neighborhood. And it's a fucking disgrace.
All of the above commentary is 1000% valid. But also, putting on some traffic engineer goggles for a sec, there are SO MANY ways to make this kind of mishap avoidable:
giant red DO NOT ENTER stripes on the ground level [seductive, smooth] entrance to the elevated section of railway
rumble strips
BIGGER SIGNAGE
automated crossing barriers, as encountered at fucking parking lots which apparently even hotels can afford
I understand "too expensive" but we're talking about minimal spending here for maximum return. As opposed to the millions it would cost to do it right, via elevated rail.
alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.
we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)
please rb for larger sample size!
Question 1/3
What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?
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yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.
I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.
Pretty sure the pendulum will swing back. This is not the new permanent state of things, as we have seen this kind of fascist resurgence before from a very vocal minority.
MOST straights don't think about queer people much at all, and when they do it's either neutral or positive. This time around, public opinion seems negative because it's been hijacked by loud assholes.
TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!
"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.
They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.
This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.
Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.
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me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?
stenographer: well her bio says she/her...
me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]
the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
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im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.