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lady and gentleman

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first time flying together!!! (“shane hollander have you ever had sex on an airplane” “no and the bathroom is not big enough”)

they looooove photo booths

shane assumes ilya won’t want to do touristy things and ilya assumes shane wants to do all the touristy things (they love miscomm)

“look” “looking”

shane packs the shortest sluttiest shorts (they're late to everything)

they go on hikes holding hands and walks holding hands and sit on the beach holding hands and have dinner holding hands

ilya tries to convince shane to go skinny dipping the entire time (he obliges on their last night there - "what if we get caught" "people do it all the time they dont care")

role play as strangers using cliche pick up lines (“so do you come here often”)

ilya uses this as an excuse to rent a fun and sexy yet irresponsible sports car (shane also enjoys driving it)

shane reads a total of 7 pages of the book he brought

even though they don’t get recognized shane “hottest man in the NHL” hollander gets special treatment everywhere they go - free drinks, chefs send him food, everyone offers to give him their employee discount, he’s every tour guide’s favourite - he also learned a bit of spanish so they’re all so charmed by him!!!

shane and ilya go clubbing but then shane gets hit on too many times and ilya makes them leave ("they were just being nice!" "no one is that nice")

they befriend another couple also on their honeymoon who don't know they're famous hockey players so they get to have dinner with another couple who knows nothing about them!!!!

they go on a boat tour and ilya pretends to fall all the time to freak out shane (“help im falling” “go ahead i don’t even like you” “SHANEEEEE”)

they lounge on the beach for hours and talk and play in the water and just exist ("ilya you need to put on sunscreen properly skin cancer is serious" "UGH YOU ARE SO BORING" "you should go to the dermatologist when we get back" "I get checked every year hollander relax" "okay good because if you get cancer and die I will be so mad" "so sweet" - all this and he asked shane to put sunscreen on his back)

shane loves that this is designated relaxation time and ilya loves relaxed shane

so when they meet, is awkward at first. ilya tries hard to break the tension (there’s no tension, is just shane is shy and sveta wants a piece of him) and then the two of them starts to talk about hockey and just forget that ilya is also there.

now ilya is mad that no one is paying attention to him and even when he glues his body against shane and whines, shane doesn’t even glance at him.

Shane at the resort's 7am water zumba: