love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions
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love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions
single btw

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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am
They should invent sleep for women
i’m a very kind and loving person but also i have a lot of rage and i just want to kill and maim people all the time. but other than that very kind and loving.

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
academic conferences
Work meetings
Interviews
Auditory processing disorder
conversations with my cats who are yelling
telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree
i was just about to publish a post that was entirely incomprehensible, even to me. i finished typing it and could not make sense of it, reading it back. and then i realized i could have posted it and at least 50 of you homosexuals would have been like “so true king” and reblogged it
fine the post was “as i’m a homosexual (gay), i drive an orange car and often, when i’m rolling along 95 wind out of my hair (my car has a roof thank you,) i wonder if people look at me and think ‘they’re running on lasagna and pussy’.” a useless sentence!
this is the first line of a great novel of mid century american literature
Succession (2018) | The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
first love / late spring, mitski
suckingham phallus

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yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3
when my mutuals are mutuals with each other ohhhh we are a family we are neighbors we are all hamsters in the big cage at petsmart
when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old
Conrad Heyer, photographed in 1852 at the age of 103. He was born in 1749 and is thought to be the earliest-born person ever photographed.
Conrad was a teenager as the industrial revolution got underway. He saw the invention of steam powered trains and the steamboats across his lifetime.
He was mid twenties when the American independence war began. He fought under George Washington at the crossing of the delaware.
He was nearly 50 when pride and prejudice was written, and in his 60s when it was first published.
In his 70s the world's oldest photograph was taken, Beethoven performed his most famous piece in Vienna, and the venus de milo was uncovered
In his 90s the first postage stamp was issued and the first ever telegraph was sent
Wow, that guy is super old
so much hatred and killing and violence in ghe world. but not in my house. i kiss each piece of pasta before droppng them into the boiling water
professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments

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Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI