One Whole Yikes

#I love how ali looms as a threatening force the entire video #and she does try to commit murder suicide #absolute cinema (via @dragoonthegreat)

if i don't get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day i will explode and die.

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

Seeing a cute guy in his underwear wouldn’t solve anything but it would make life better

"What's wrong Honey? You've hardly touched your McMorbius meal"

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

the films on the right are all referencing shrek

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

the assusination of julius caesar

the assusination of julisus caesusar

Now recreate the famous painting of him getting assassinated

Caesar getting voted off

Okay womens day is over everyone post yaoi

I am fighting with my dick? Am I fighting dicks? Either way... imma check it out