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any stretching is better than no stretching.

its gay asf for a man to be a paladin....who are you laying hands on? other men?

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

as someone who lives in australia i can assure you it is not enough

yes i like reading my own fics. what about it

and ofc it's not 'weird" or 'ugly' like when i look back at my routines

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

sometimes in the middle of writing i stop and stare at the screen like how the fuck did i even come up with this shit and then genuinely wonder if something is truly wrong with me and it’s not a joke anymore

katseye songwriters

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a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule