Grand Poohah

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

the fact that I’m reblogging this from a non-Xena blog I follow makes it even better. also GABRIELLE’S FACE LOLOL

Gabs is considering the threesome possibilities. 

Gabi’s face is what “:3” looks like on a human.

honestly i think the easiest way for tumblr to make money is just make Cumblr a separate site which is just a porn blogging site. just moderate it better than last time and dont let it get overrun with csam and ai shit

theres really no good porn blogging site if you think about it. like. there are porn sites sure but theres not really a blogging space for it aymore and i think its niche but theres probably a market for it at the least

honestly tumblr has so many artists, nsfw and not, it could just use a dedicated gallery feature for art/photog/etc. let people customize it like they customize their blog designs. have some premium galleries if you're really desperate for money. have a sort of etsy-esque shop maybe. idk. there are options out there, i feel like if this site fails its just due to bad leadership at this point.