burn my bridges down

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

scottish twitter 

those cat pictures with russian captions 

the “are they helium balloons?!” vine

me as a firefighter: *blasts burnin’ up by the jonas brothers on the aux cord instead of turning on the siren*

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

you need to stop

So my neighbor was out camping and met Keanu Reeves who was also camping (I guess he likes dogs because he came up and said “I love these dogs!” about her rottweiler) and she said she thought she was crazy for a minute because no one else knew he was there and it turns out Keanu was just there chilling with a one-man tent and a cooler and his little Dodge car and every time someone looked at him he’d just turn his face away and it’s kind of just solidified in my mind that Keanu Reeves is a cryptid.

before i die i want to see the northern lights preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. if yr my soulmate pls start the itinerary

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It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Don’t fuck me up like this

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