arma virumque cano

this is a crime 

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

Sometimes the audacity of student plagiarism is just astounding… like, if you’re going to copy and paste from a website at least change the font to match the rest of your paper

Remove Your Hyperlinks, the fact you footnote takes me to wikipedia is A BIT OF A CLUE HONEYBUNCH 

turnitin exists kids

with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”

what, you can’t know who friedrich schiller is and also change a tire?

literally no

this would have worked better if I personally knew how to change a tire

ok i deleted that last post cuz it was dark but my point on pretzel buns still stands

just going off this sentence i literally cant imagine the content of the deleted post

i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)

i have HRE (holy roman empire)

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”