you're so brilliant / don't soon forget

what if we kissed 🤪😳 at the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (and we’re both girls 🤔👀)??

what if we kissed 🤪😳 at the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (and we’re both boys 🤔👀)??

what if we missed 🤪😳 the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (bc were both broke 🤔👀)??

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

*butler voice* your vibes, sir

it’s a tragedy that dinotopia was adapted as a weird gritty looking tv movie with bad cgi when it’s, without exaggeration, the most ghibli any book has ever been

Oh these are some of illustrations my moms cult used to use as proof that dinosaurs and humans co-existed lol. Ill have to check out the book

BaSCUUUUSE ME HWHAT??? WHAT CULT???

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.