555-hiya-kai

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

…. HUH?

ok it kinda looks like shit tho

youd look like shit if you were left forgotten in a beer can for 8 years too. dont be fucking rude

when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

he’s gentle with the world in a way the world has never been with him

like I AM SORRY but you can have your vampires fucking in the first episode of the series and you can have your pirates kissing in season ONE fine GOOD FOR YOU i want my ship to slap me in the face repeatedly for 12 years and then when it crashes and burns the whole internet crashes with it

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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living deliriously

Are you still in the sinkhole?

yes i am still in the sinkhole

the father, the son and the holy spirit